we’re up all night to get laxatives for this horrible diarrhea
if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade
when your friends send you music
I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step
Guys, I really don’t want random updates on what my family is doing. “I see your dad at the fair,” “your dad and step mom bought pizza today where I work,” “your dad came through my line at work today…”
I really don’t care. I don’t speak to him, or most of my family anymore. They put me through a lot of pain, and I don’t want anything to do with them. I’m not trying to forget, I’m trying to heal and move on. You don’t give a rape victim updates on their attacker, why give me updates in the man who abused me.
If it’s your way of trying to start a conversation, then find a different way, I’m a person who has likes and interests, use of of those, not “let’s talk about your father, who I know enough about to be interested in his activity if I run into him by chance.”
Please, or I’ll move on from you too, because that is not what I need in my life.
Don’t Be Sad, Look At These Baby Ducks
If you didn’t already know, baby ducks are pretty much precious little nuggets of joy. They have been clinically proven to cure depression and disease and all other problems because they are perfect.For now we will cure your sadness. In order to do so, you simply have to look at the following pictures of them. It’s an intense journey. Prepare yourself.
All the cuteness via BuzzFeed
Uhhhggg.. i want one..
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
my anaconda dont
this was such a cute shout out omg
be like cat paws
very nice, very soft, very squishy,
but when threatened?
It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT
Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil
i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated
Orange you glad it’s not a bananait happened