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Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 21,677 notes

snekysnek:

jumpingjacktrash:

invertebrates:

Six-Eyed Sand Spider Burying Herself (x)

NO that flop’n wiggle

digdigdigdigdig FOOP!

this shit is how my phobia ended



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 222,340 notes

babyferaligator:

pompadouche:

sirlightbulb:

Why are goosebumps called goosebumps

few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.

trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.

i love the science side of tumblr



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 428,429 notes

pricklylegs:

These are gold.



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 290,636 notes

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 160,087 notes

meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

image



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 127,788 notes

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 265,940 notes

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 1,789 notes

verylittlebird:

*tears out a page from a notepad labelled Prop Comedy Ideas and throws it towards a bin overflowing with paper*



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 107,144 notes

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 77,628 notes

yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

no its a dog



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014


Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 276,765 notes

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 35,780 notes

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it

Actually, I believe that’s a Greek Olive, due to its red coloring.



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 38,939 notes

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.



Posted on the 30th of July, 2014 with 212,263 notes

stanthecynicaldork:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes

image

WTF