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Posted on the 19th of September, 2014 with 452,415 notes

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever



Posted on the 19th of September, 2014 with 42,425 notes

jen-kollic:

scarecrows:

thebigbearcave:

evoroil:

thebigbearcave:

Toph Tuesday!

*STAMP OF APPROVAL*

Toph is approved! Royal House Bei Fong, Lord of Melons, Ruler of Earth, Supreme Metalbender, Team Avatar, titles titles

friendly reminder the writers made it a point in the show that this chick fucked a guaranteed number of at least 2 guys, I love her so much

Toph is the GREATEST EARTHBENDER EVER.



Posted on the 19th of September, 2014 with 3,914 notes

pearswhy:

he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue



Posted on the 19th of September, 2014 with 84,156 notes

nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngsterimage

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself



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peaceful-moon:

thank you so much little buddy



Posted on the 19th of September, 2014 with 38,423 notes

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.



Posted on the 18th of September, 2014 with 3 notes
#fivenightsatfreddies

#fivenightsatfreddies



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#favorite

thebeautyinbeautiful:

paradoxxicalness:

ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."

This was in my queue, but I feel it is appropriate to publish this now. May we take this into consideration in honor of his work and the inspiration he gave others.

I have reblogged this before, but I feel the need to reblog it right now for given reasons. Thank you for everything, sir. You are missed already.



Posted on the 18th of September, 2014 with 182,300 notes

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck



Posted on the 18th of September, 2014 with 134,209 notes

fuck-yeah-feminist:

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

It’s a frightening reality.



Posted on the 18th of September, 2014 with 25,969 notes


BILL NYE YASSS #billnye #fredonia #yasss



Posted on the 18th of September, 2014

And the stunning recreation