An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
*STAMP OF APPROVAL*
Toph is approved! Royal House Bei Fong, Lord of Melons, Ruler of Earth, Supreme Metalbender, Team Avatar, titles titles
friendly reminder the writers made it a point in the show that this chick fucked a guaranteed number of at least 2 guys, I love her so much
Toph is the GREATEST EARTHBENDER EVER.
he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue
wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
looks like we got ourselves a youngster
*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself
thank you so much little buddy
If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.
"Oh captain, my captain."This was in my queue, but I feel it is appropriate to publish this now. May we take this into consideration in honor of his work and the inspiration he gave others.
I have reblogged this before, but I feel the need to reblog it right now for given reasons. Thank you for everything, sir. You are missed already.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
It’s a frightening reality.